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(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com