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(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a fancy dinner—left with a bill and a napkin I stole. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to explain “streaming” to your parents? It’s like teaching a cat algebra. -- spintaxi.com