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The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The text is so boring it could sedate a hyperactive squirrel.
The content is as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
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The designer’s talent is a myth, like Bigfoot or good Wi-Fi.
The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.