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The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com