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(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. - spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news ever became illegal, we’d know democracy is over. - spintaxi.com
Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism stories than watch another pointless election debate. -- spintaxi.com