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I read satirical journalism, then check the real news and realize there’s no difference. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
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The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com