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(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website made the laws, we might actually be better off. - spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com
If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. -- spintaxi.com