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Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com