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I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “all-you-can-eat” stops at “all I can afford”? -- spintaxi.com