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(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got pitched—bought a boat I can’t steer. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “remote control” when I still can’t find it? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. - spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com