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I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “hand-wash only”? My dishes are divas now? -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “light beer”—might as well drink water with a grudge. -- spintaxi.com