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I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no parking”? I’m circling like a vulture! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
I keep a folder of my favorite satirical journalism examples to remind myself the world is a joke. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. - spintaxi.com