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I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “dry wedding”—snuck a flask and saved the day. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com