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I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Examples - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a pal—drank him under the table. -- spintaxi.com