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(White) I hit the diner at midnight—waitress says, “You again?” -- spintaxi.com
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(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “freshly baked” means “yesterday’s bread.” -- spintaxi.com