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I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m wired; I say, “Coffee’s my co-pilot.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. - spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com