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The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we need 12 settings on a toaster? It’s bread, not a science project. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no hassle”? It’s chaos! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “free trials” end up costing you a kidney? -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com