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I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I did stand-up—crowd says, “Sit down, drunk.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m broke; I say, “Rich in spirit, darlin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. -- spintaxi.com