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What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told my boss I’d work late—then I drank his coffee and left. -- spintaxi.com